Ladies, if anyone ever gives you shit about shaving/not shaving your legs, wearing/not wearing heels, or your choices of how much makeup you wanna wear, let me know so I can club their ignorant, dumbass heads with my fucking size-11 heels of gold.
All of that shit is no joke, dancing around in heels for 3 hours is MURDER, my feet are dead..
Rock the fuck on, ladies.

Teen Idle | Marina and the Diamonds
I’ve imagined an entire music video-esque fantasy sequence with me singing this song…
Cover Shoot with Marina [7/?]
God bless Jerry Gergich.
That Kardaashian GIF was too perfect, I sent this Snapchat earlier lololol.
I’ve been gaining weight lately and it those pants are now tight as fuck… like they ripped a little. I’m having a pants-related life crisis.